Archive for April, 2012


People cannot have fun

 

 

I’ve reach the conclusion that people watch movies because they want to feel clever.

I’ve just watched the Human Centipede.

People have felt deeply insulted by this movie.

It is a horror flick in wich a german mad scientist kidnap two helpless american girls and a japanese guy, with the purpouse of creating a triple siamese twin by stictching them togheter by their gastric system.

Now. If you rent or buy this movie I would fairly suppose that you know the plot.

So what the f**k were you expecting from it?!

It is  a movie about a german mad scientist that kidnap two  american girls and a japanese guy, to create a triple siamese twin by stitching them togheter by their gastric system, for God Sake!!!!!

Dieter Laser doing the mad Dr Heiter is super charismatic. It gives us one of the best super villain in the history of cinema.

The two actresses are quite convincing as two not so smart but goodlooking tourists.

The movie has a good direction.

It doesn’t even indulges to much in the gore just for the sake of it.

And it has a human centipede.

What else do you want?

It is stupid? Oh My !

IT IS A MOVIE ABOUT A GERMAN MAD SCIENTIST THAT KIDNAP TWO AMERICAN GIRLS AND A JAPANESE GUY AND STITCHES THEM TOGHETER TO CREATE A HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!

If you have to feel clever by saying that this movie is stupid you probably are not.

It is like when people went to watch M Night Shyamalan movies so they could say they got the twist sooner than everybody else.

My God, relax! It is entertainment. You are suppose to enjoy it. Have fun.

Or instead go watch movies like Inception. It has a completely screwed up screenplay but since it is uselessly elaborate people don’t notice so you can pretend you got it and feel good about yourself.

 

 

 

 

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